Here it is, friends, the Straightline Friday Caption Contest.

Today's photo comes from BMW's storehouse of photos from the BMW Driving Experience, the instruction program the company has offered to its customers for over three decades. If we had to take a wild guess, we'd say this one is from the 1980s.

At the time, driving instructors were legally required to mousse their faux-hawks and don their cowboy boots before cheering you on in the autocross.

Write us a caption; then take a stab at the Long-Term Road Test blog caption contest.