If you've been to an open track day, you know this goober. His shoes are Nomex, his car's worth more than your house, he's got the most posts on the exotic forums that you need a VIN to register for and he's incredibly slow.

But don't tell him that. Money = Speed, right?

It's Friday. Kick back and watch and let us know about your worst track day goon.

Mine? An autocross in New Hampshire where a slimy guy with a silk shirt was abusing a 1G Eagle Talon AWD turbo and complaining that his time was slow because, "The nitrous isn't working. That hiss between shifts. That's the nitrous." ::sigh::