In this corner, we've got a be-hatted dude sputtering VTEC noises into a sort-of PVC didgeridoo. In the other corner, hailing from, well, the couch, comes backwards-hatted dude and his Subaru, moped, dirt bike, Volkswagen, weed-wacker impersonations.

Tough call, right? I mean, credit to couch-guy for his breadth of talent and his use of a water-bottle shifter. Countering all that is the fact that VTEC/didgeridoo dude actually managed to have a girl there.

So who's it going to be? Vote early. Vote often.