#SEMA. Maybe your granddad had a hula girl on his dash, and that may have been considered risque back in the day. But the modern-day greaser needs to have something more shocking. Enter the Pole Girls.

The creator, ClingBling, says that they "change position and spin and you accelerate and brake." And you can insert an optional cherry-scented air fresher … no word if they're shaped like dollar bills.